Elmo v DeepState
Citizen US: It is not good to take the taxpayers’ bread and throw it to the DOGEs.
Elmo: Fuhgedaboudit. We are tired of feeding the USAID, the Labor Department, and especially the Education Department. This Deepstate detritus has got to go.
Citizen US: Who authorized these DOGEs anyway? I don’t see anything in the Constitution about unelected DOGEs firing civil servants.What kinda dogs are those anyway, that you’ve sicked on our .gov?
Tramp: They’re Muskees. And besides, the people have bred them. They were trained in the pack during the Jan6 dry run. Ain’t that right, MAGAs?
MAGA: You so right, boss. We don’t need no education; we don’t need no thought control. We don’t need no deepstate telling us what to do and what to not do. Just like we didn’t need no gavel-swingin’ VP messin’ up our Jan6 plan.
Citizen US: But did you hear what brutha O’donell said?
MAGA: Uh, no. What was that?
Citizen US: He said that what Elmo was doing, sickin’ his DOGEs on the deepstate, was like the suit and tie version of Jan6.
MAGA: Oh yeah? well that Jan6 maneuvre was just a practice run anyway. We’re gettin’ over it. We’re set up now for the main event. Ain’t that right, Elmo?
Elmo: You becha, This next phase will make Jan6 look like a walk in the park, MAGA! And we’re gettin’ ready to clean house too. We’re gonna round up all the aliens and send ’em back where they came from.
Citizen 1: But what about Emma?
MAGA: Emma?
Citizen 1: Emma Lazarus. You know: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free. Send these, the tempest-toss’d, to me. l’ll lift my lamp beside the gold door!”
MAGA: Emma was a democrat; you know that, don’tcha? And a frickin’ New Yawk liberal.
Citizen 1: Word on the street is that you’re setting up concentration camps at Guantanamo or somewhere.
Tramp: Youbetcha. We need to get ’em out of the way., so we can make America white again. . . I mean, great again.
Citizen 1: And what about this Gaza thing? You’re gonna clean the place out? I hear you’re going for the ethnic cleansing deal?
Tramp: We’ll figure that out, uh, maybe we’ll do a Guantanamo deal somewhere with the Saudis. Maybe we’ll get those Gaza gangs busy pumpin’ oil for the Saudis, cuz we gotta keep the black gold comin’, y’know. The USofA cranks up every mornin’ on the black gold, y’know. Yeah. But whateva, We’ll be cleaning house. We’ll send them Paletinias back where they came from. We’ll pack ’em in somewhere on the west bank. Then we’ll get that Gaza strip fixed up, real nice, maybe like the Jersey shore; it’ll be like the Riviera! Maybe we’ll do some nice hotels there, maybe even a casino or two.
