Fee Fye Foe Fum
“ Fee Fye Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a DeepState Bum!” said the Magelon to the king.
“Let us go in and find that DeepStateFun,” said the king.”We will straighten those donkeys out. We’ll shut down their assinine fun and games; we’ll be taking names. We’ll heap up some MAGA gains!
Meanwhile back at the ranch, we citizens of the realm were driving along the mellow interstate road. . . I-77, cruising southward toward the Queen City. But a dummy thing happened on the way to Charlotte. We’re like, I’m so glad we’re southbound, because those cars on the northbound are backed-up . . . like, 5 miles, uh, 7 miles? uh. . . 10 miles. . . 20 or more . . . from the US 421 interchange to . . . to . . . the city of Charlotte?! Fifty miles?
I’m like, what’s up with that?
Now I don’t know but I been told, the interstates in America are new, not old, and they’re designed to keep the traffic going, going on . . .until they’ve gone all the way to the Queen City or the King’s megalopolis or the Joker’s DOGEy floozie woozie/ so wha’s up with the US Department of Transportation? Are they asleep at the wheel?
Uh, no! They been laid off, I mean, I guess. . . never seen a traffic trail like, this long! Must be, uh. . . all them useless federal workers. . . laid off, I guess. . . I reckon we better be like br’er rabbit and lay low. “Oh, bre’r FOX, please, please! don’t throw me in that unemployment line!
Now I don’t know, but I been told, and yes, I’m getting old (73), gettin’ social securitee! And alas, poor DeepState, I knew it well, until the mighty DeepState fell, and then we heard the Rebel yell:
“The Mouth shall rise again,” and he shall shoot down mega.gov with his MAGA gun on 5th Avenue, or Pennsylvania Ave or whichever comes first, and nobody will peep a squeak as MAGelon the Joker tweets the DeepState out of existence with his MAGA wand the as he so loudly exclaims:
“Fee Fye Foe Fum, I smell the blood of The DeepState bum!”
Pretty wild tale? Uh. . . yeah. . . Oh, I just woke up! Where am I?
