Carey Rowland
1 min readFeb 11, 2022

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I am a North Carolinian and I have no idea what you're talking about. If this proposed 13th district is some kind of practical joke, I get it . . . like the mysterious 13th floor on a New York elevator, haha, or the North Carolina legislature redrawing a ghost district so it can be all strung out and ready to go by the 18th of February while we OldNorth-state residents sit, serenely awaiting, on the sidelines of February or the ides of March--whichever comes first-- while weird-sister Marjorie wannabee rabblerousers tweet hail the MacCawthorn, thane of Capitol corridors and wannabee elephantine dixiecrats chat hail McTrump who shall be king hereafter!

But no! This shall never be. Hie hence, be gone away, all ye faux-elephantine insurrectionaries, or we'll no longer be a tarheel! We'll spin out a third tarheel wheel!

Out, damned spot! of insurrectionist bullsh*t, or I'll no longer be a southerner!

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Carey Rowland
Carey Rowland

Written by Carey Rowland

Author and Publisher of 4 novels: Glass half-Full, Glass Chimera, Smoke, King of Soul; 1300+ blogs, musician, songwriter, poet, 45-year husband and father.

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