Thank you for the highly-detailed report on your bad-dream transaction and the subsequent nightmare scenarios. You are educating us! . . . If I can even remember--or even fully understand the complex chain of transaction that this one mistake generated.

Perhaps you could metastasize this torrid with tale a few dramatic details and thereby convert it into a short story, or even a novel! You might then become the Edgar Allen Poe of our electronic age. Your readers would exclaim: Quothe the Raven: Nevermore!