The Waste Klan
As September is the month of falling
let us go then, you and I
let us venture forth and assess the mauling
and see what predicament we shall spy.
We find members cauterized upon a fable
and members fleeing from beneath the Dome
as gavels go silent, rendered unable
to find their way back home,
rendering Rule of Law unstable
‘cuz the joker had said to the thief
There must be some way to force ’em outa here
Thus the members were driven into grief
while insurrectionists matastasized the fear.
Our Constitution, formerly consecrated,
they smashed to bits and pieces;
our Rule of Law they desecrated
as if it were their stinkin’ feces.
And so the People were forced to go
reeling, fleeing, like herded cattle
so magas could put on their shit show
to claim fleeting victory for their battle
Meanwhile up at the podium
where the boar and the wolf were high on the hog
the air was foul with odium.
As they damned our legislative river into a bog.
Yeah they came from the Right they said;
trump pumped them up at the Ellipse.
They blamed it on antifa instead,
while insurrectionists did back flips.
“Our maga, which art in maga”;
Maga be thy name!”
while the elephant’s tail ceased to waga
pud’n tane; ask me again ’n ill tell ya the same.
So the loud din of the disconsulate chimera
they cranked up in that formerly holy space
casting maga spell in their imposed maga era
with the maga winning the race,
As for Law . . . they care not a wit
Legality’s gone the way of the buffalo
As for Constitution they care not a twit,
Take this Law and stuffit low.
Nosiree!, no Law here in this twittering wind
Send out the call on X!
“Stop the steal” stole over and over again
as they swore and they cast up their hex.
With “Stop the steal”, they stole the show.
Yeah, “stand-back”s went raging far and wide
as “stand-by’’s raged to and fro.
Senators had no place to hide;
Reps lay low while “stand-bys” did go
until Capitol/Metro police turned the tide.
America cried: No! No! No!
We the People cried Woe! Woe! Whoa!.
While the rabble babbled
Rule of Law came falling down, falling down
Yeah, the rabble unraveled
Rule of Law is going down, going down
My mad maga!
“There must be some way out of here” said the Lawbreaker to the thief!
As Americans were stricken with grief.
The magas thiught it a beautiful shit show.
But the American people still come and go
speaking of their grief and woe.
Oh! lamentable day!
That is all I have to say.
Read ’em and weep.
I pray the Lord our nation to keep.
