This is certainly cute, and geniusly clever. Congratulations, Catherine, on your scriptural virtuosity and masterful use of the English language.

That said, and even so, no matter what Ron and Cat and osteen said or did or did not do, the fact remains: There is only one man in all of human history who died a criminal death and then lived to tell about it.

I'm going with him. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. And Ron and his ilk can go to hell. Perhaps you'll meet him there. . . I don't know and don't pretend to. Maybe I'll meet you in heaven if you tweak your virtuosity enough to slip through the pearly gates unnoticed.

But that's as likely as threading a camel through the eye of a needle.