This is quite an education for us clueless types. Thanks for sharing.

As my wife of 43 years is from New Jersey, your musing here is quite enlightening. Made me thing of Paul Simon's old line. . . "counting the cars of the New Jersey turnpike. . . they've all come, to look for America."

Furthermore, your brief explanation of doublespeak is an education for us literalists out in the american outback, the, ya know, flyover country.