Travelin’ Javelin
Jumpin’ javelin Ukraine pride
Javelin travel on Kharkhiv ride
Travelin’ ravelin’ Kyiv reprieve
Hi-tek weapon up Kyiv sleeve.
Ukraine rainin’ on ruskie parade
Rainin’ javelins o’er putin tirade
Rainin’ javelins o’er putin shoot’n
Trainin’ ‘Ukranians javelin toot’n
Putin toot’n his own damn horn
Sittin’ in his dacha so damn forlorn
So damn proud bein’ ruskie born
Thinkin’ he sum kinda rus-bear born
Thinkin’ he sum kinda hi-holy orth’dox
Dreamin’ he sum kinda ruskie rus fox
But ain’t no ruskie gonna steal Ukie thunder
‘Cuz Ukraine Soul from land down under
Undercut that ruskie bear belligerance
with Ukrainian cranium javelin resistance
Dat jumpin’ javelin Ukraine pride
Dat javelin travel on Kharkiv ride
Travelin’ javelin’ up putin rusk-ass
Unravels putin rusk-ass sass.
Ask me no questions an’ I give you no sass
Just javelin travelin up putin’s rus ass.
